I had been waiting for this all year. A nice little Snow Days get together for our little group. So many people I knew well from talking only, but only met briefly here and there, all in one place for the holidays. Walking into the house, it was like a winter wonderland. Most everyone was already here, all wearing an assortment of holiday little’s clothes. Santa onesies, diapers that looked like presents, a Bumble sleeper. I felt silly with my little reindeer onesie but seeing everyone having fun, I slipped into a bedroom to get changed. I quickly jingled my way back into the party. Antlers and floppy ears atop my head, brown and tan onesie with a little wiggly tail. Red velvet harness with silver bells and a little bit of red paint on my nose that matched my cheeks.
I received so many compliments, but I still felt silly. Shyly, I made my way to the edge of the room and leaned in the archway. Across the room I saw her. The Santa baby of my dreams. I’d known her for almost two years, but I was afraid of her ever knowing how I felt. So I quickly tried to look like I was paying attention to anything else. The ‘snow’ covered decorations. The pile of colorful gifts. Anything else, but before I knew it she had strode over to me. Her silver hair peeked from under the fluffy red and white hat.
“Hey dork, you’re standing under the mistletoe, crinkle butt. You waiting for someone to kiss you or something?”
I looked up and stammered. “I… n-no… I was just… I didn’t know it was there…” As I blushed still looking up at the dangling little piece of mistletoe, she took hold of my harness and pulled me close. Suddenly warmth spread over me as she gave me the longest, most passionate kiss I could recall in my life.
“I’ve been waiting a year to do that. You’re really bad at taking hints, you know?” I stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide. “Bet you didn’t even realize this was a birthday party for you, did you Noel?” I tried to speak, but words wouldn’t come. Looking around, I noticed everyone was looking at me and smiling.
“Hey Eira! You did it! Bring the little reindeer over so she can play a game before opening her presents!” Juniper, the girl in the Bumble sleeper, waved from the dining room.
“Game? W-what kind of game? Wait? My presents!? You said to bring something for a naughty gift exchange!” I puffed out my cheeks in exasperation.
“Well, I hope you got something you’d enjoy.” Eira smiled at me and turned to head to the kitchen. Her little red Santa dress bounced just enough that I caught sight of her red and white ruffled diaper cover. Jovie and Clara rushed over, each dressed as one of Santa’s elves, and took hold of my arms. They led me into the dining room where I saw a big high chair set up.
“Oh no, no no no! Nia? Help me!” The quiet little thing peeked at me from behind her white hair before pulling the collar of her ‘ugly’ sweater to hide her face, causing the little bell on her kitty collar to jingle. She would be no help.
“Oh Noel, why would you need help? We all worked together to make sure you had the most fun birthday a baby girl could want.” Natalie gave me a motherly smile, even though she was in nothing but a t-shirt and diaper. I could see the tray of baby food Eira was carrying already and tried to wiggle free as my little elf friends slid the tray into place and put my arms in soft restraints.
“But but but! I don’t want baby food!” I whined to a giggling room of littles.
“But we need to get that tummy nice and full…” Jovie exclaimed.
“… so you can have lots of fun with all your presents!” Clara finished for her. I looked between them shaking my head as Nia showed me the big ‘Santa’s baby’ bib she was bringing my way. As she tied it around my neck, Eira came in carrying the dreaded tray.
“Would you look at the hungry little girl? All ready for her num nums!” She teased as she put the tray down on the table.
“Eira! Please no… I don’t like baby food.” I whined and she reached out, putting a finger to my lips.
“No whining poppet, it could’ve been an all formula diet for you tonight.” She grinned as I gulped. As bad as the baby food I’d tried over the years had been, formula was a whole other thing. The first spoon she brought up was a grayish brown goop. I turned my head at the last second. I couldn’t do it. It was just too gross.
Two more times I tried to be brave and just eat it, only to end up with more on my face. Finally I had to say something. I whined out “I’m sorry I can’t! It’s just too gro…” and I felt the spoon of mush go in. I gagged at first then my eyes shot open. “Ith turkey an gravy?” And they all giggled.
“Of course it is! We didn’t actually want this to be bad for you, just fun for us too!” Eira smiled at my confusion. “I looked up recipes for some of your holiday favorites and ways to make them for babies. Eat up, you little goober.” I stuck my tongue out at her only to get another spoonful. From there she made a point to overfill the spoon to get more on me as she finished the turkey, cranberry sauce and chocolate delight. ‘Her elves’ squealed happily as they got to wipe my face and ‘get baby clean’ before opening presents.
“Okay, we decided to let you use all of your gifts tonight as you open them.” Natalie informed me as they sat me in front of the tree and all sat around me.
“And we’ll help whenever the baby needs it.” Nia squeaked from the couch, the boldest I had ever heard her. They were all really enjoying this which made me feel all fuzzy inside. Then I remembered the gift I had brought and gulped.
“I have to use a…all of them?” I asked nervously.
“Uh oh!” Jovie giggled.
“The baby got something naughty!” Clara joined her.
“I think I know what it is!” Juniper smiled broadly. Of course she did! She was the one who had suggested it! “Hold her, we’ll do hers first! That’ll make this extra fun!”
“No no no no!” I whined as the girls pounced on me and Juniper unwrapped the box I had brought. Squirming, I gave Eira a pitiful look.
“Oh sweetie, no doesn’t mean no. You know how this works. Just because your cheeks are red doesn’t mean you’ve said it.” Her tone alone made me squirm even more, but she was right and she knew me not immediately screaming red was all she needed. I heard a bottle being squeezed behind me as the snaps of my onesie were undone and my diaper was pulled down. A few of the girls took this time to give me a few playful swats, distracting me just enough that I wasn’t clenching when the Hush I had bought for Dirty Santa was quickly worked into my awaiting booty. I yelped in surprise and the girls readjusted my clothes.
They lowered me to my back to do up the snaps, making sure my rump moved around on the floor in the process. I let out a soft moan as my eyes crossed. “There’s that magical little sound. Someone get little Rudolph her next gift while I get the app setup.” I watched Eira poke at her phone as Clara bounced back with a little silver wrapped box. Having not felt the buzz when the plug was turned on, I felt like the worst of that was over and took the little box. I picked at the tape to get the corner up when I was suddenly hit with an intense vibration that caused me to squeal and rip the paper.
Eira giggled mischievously. “Look! It works! Noel was a good girl and had it fully charged. And she’s so excited for her gifts. Isn’t that precious?” I gave her a sour glare now that the vibrations had been turned down to low. She raised an eyebrow.
“S-sorry.” I whimpered and turned my attention back to the present. Opening the box I found the cutest little pacifier gag I had seen, too bad Clara grabbed it out of my hands and quickly put the nipple in my mouth. Before I could even protest, one of the other girls had it fastened behind my head.
“What do we say?” Eira asked, her phone waiting beside her.
“Fankou Cwawa.” Was all I could manage around the big bulb of the pacifier. As if to praise me, Eira turned the vibration up a tiny bit, sending a shiver through my body. Natalie handed me the next gift and I did my best to focus on unwrapping it and those that followed. Rather quickly, I was a squirmy mess that had opened and was using all but two of the gifts. Natalie had gotten me a locking frilly diaper cover. Juniper and Jovie had gotten me matching booties and mittens. Both locking, both making my appendages next to useless. Between the padding in the mittens and spikes in the booties, I was feeling much like a helpless baby.
“Okay, we’ll still open your last two gifts now, but I think we’ll wait to use them till later.” Eira said, giving my forehead a kiss. All I could manage was to burble happily at her around my pacifier. Nia handed me a longer rectangular box that she had to help me open. When she showed me the pink magic wand I thought my face would burst into flames. It was the last thing I expected from shy, meek little kitty girl Nia.
She giggled happily. “I think the baby likes it!” I loved seeing this side of her finally, I just wish it wasn’t from my embarrassment. She gave me a big hug and helped me sit in Eira’s lap.
“Are you ready for my gift baby girl? I think you’ll like it. You’ve mentioned wanting to try one for a while.” My heart pounded as I began to realize what it was. Looking up at her with wide eyes I realized just how much she really was paying attention. “That’s right.” She tore away the paper and opened the box. “Your very own huggy jacket and it matches your booties and mittens.” I turned and gave her a big hug with tears in my eyes.
“Fankou Eyewa.” She held me close as we all got comfy to snuggle and watch Christmas movies for most of the night. After the movies I was buzzing with euphoria. I didn’t think it could’ve been a better birthday, but Eira held up the last two gifts and leaned to my ear.
“You can stay the night if you want. Just might need a change before bed, but I’m sure I could make you earn it.” She squeezed my diaper for emphasis.
<Edited by @Aliceko_chan over on Twitter!>